Fairy(To A 60 Year Old Couple):

Fairy(To A 60 Year Old Couple): I Will Grant You Each A Wish.

Wife: I Want To Travel Around The World With My Husband.

The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF'

Two Tickets Appeared In Her Hands.

Husband: I Wish To Have A Wife 30 Years Younger Than Me.

The Fairy Waved Her Magic Wand & 'POOF'

The Husband Became 90 Years Old =p

Moral:

Men Who Are Ungrateful Idiots Should Remember That Fairies Are Females.